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Friday, September 29, 2006

29TH SEPTEMBER 06

Wooo CAPS id over! now awating for ECC (ecentric canoeing camp) and Sea Sortie.. hehe... CAPS has made me realised smth... IM WEAK! shit man... but still can tahan from kallang to st john island and back haha... struggling... hmm... the camp was 4 daes 3 nights started from 26/9/06 to 29/9/06 (todae) haha still hav some strength to update LOL! =p

the 1st dae was like go there play some games and stay in sch... i was supposed to meet chinwoo at 1030... FK la... dunno am i becoming even more dumb... go out at 8... WTF... wait 1 hr for chinwoo... eating 2 egg tarts and drinking one bottle of lemon tea.... finally he come... but i was like too full to eat... but still managed to squeeze down one plate of chicken chop... after eating we went to the logistic room where the comm head were supposed to meet... OMG la... go there xtra... the earliest participant... go here go there... till 12... then went to the snack bar... the 1st item was ice breaking... the group im in was HOTEL FULLERTON... no life one... shangri la was like laughing all the way... but my group? onli daphne was laughing... okok la... at least got romeo telling some jokes... then after the ice breakin... was getting dirty games... WTH la.. pour tomato sauce, condensed milk, honey, oil, flour, light sauce all over... wa he smell was like dam strong la... nid to bath twice to get rid of some of the smell... bath finish le... was the cooking competition... sianz... im teh onli one hu brought ingredients for the competition... all the guys were like eatin, eatin like they pay for the food lidat... FK LA! then i not enuff to eat... sianz... then zhi hao come along and played one game and the loser had to eat maggi mee totally soaked wif teriyaki sauce... dam salty la... after dinner was treasure hunt... hmm 1st group! during the treasure hunt my stomach was growling...

2nd dae... we woked up quite late... 0830... some of the ppl slept at ard 3 or 4... i also... tried to slp but they were noisy... i was still hungry... no breakfast... hmmm... dunno if like NCC has taken over my brain or wad la... but to me the camp was quite inorganised... some how it was worst then NCC camp... okok... enuff of NCC... back to the camp... went to kallang... set off! my partner was wei zheng (a hybrid [hybrid means he is both canoe polo and sprint] senior) he is like dam fit la wif him as a partner we were always the top few... took quite long to reach st john island... the waves were freaking huge la.. finally reach st john island le! wooohoo came in top 2 XD all thnxz to? wei zheng la... then me meh... then we arranged the kayaks, bunk allocation, wash up and prepared for dinner... dinner was rice and sardine (onli XD sry daphne =p)... then lights off slp ZzzzZzZzzZ....

3rd dae morning! wa piang... dam stuffy and hot in the bunk... sweatin all over la.. and not to mention the mosquitoes... FKin irritation things... u can like wake up everi 1/2 an hour juz to scratch... nvm... brush teeth, rinsed myself, prepared for breakfast... breakfast was the sunshine strawberry bread the one that u can buy aniwhere for 50cents... & milo... and after tat was group disscussion on the skit for the campfire... haha we were slacking all the way till the next activity... XD so much for discussion... the next activity was tele-match haha dam funny... erm imagine a football field and along the perimeter are stations... (according to station) strings, balloons, path, papaya, pole and find the polo sweet in a bowl of flour... haha the game goes like tis... 8 ppl in a team and each one muz piggyback one person (so there were 4 pairs) actually peter was suppose to carry me then suddenly change i carry adeline (correct spelling?) we ran over to the next station blew balloons and the balloons nid to be inbetween everione so we were in a line and we walked to the next station where we bursted all the balloons and ate a mouth of papaya (the papaya dam nice la although it seems rotten XD) then we nid to turn ard the pole 10 times... peter was saying lata the papaya come out haha LOL dam lame la... dunno y i kept laughing... maybe i starting to go crazy.... we din really completed 10 rounds i tink onli half a round then we went to the next station... polo sweet huntin! XD... pass pass pass then finish... i was busy eating papaya too listen to which group won XD LOL dam nice la... after telematch was lunch... PASTA! i got help mix the pasta wif olive oil...hehe.. actually i told 'nicholas' to gimme smth to do or else i will like slack till i rot... after lunch was free time so everione went ot the beach and play... volleyball, soccer, frishbee then change change change till everione practising strokes and ball passin.... lol? peter was dam funni la... he go swim underwater and go grab christabal leg haha then she scream scream scream... wa liao... everione was laughing la... after tat was dinner... CAMP FIRE! haha the skits were funni... wad pandapura... haha peter was the joker la... then meng kept jumping over the fire... hotel fullertona and riz calton (correct spelling?) merged to form... *drum roll* HOTEL 81! lol... our skit? haha we copy everithing from the other group... lol... hhehe then the seniors performed... hahah dam stupid la... then supper was also dam stupid... alex was acting dj then ask everione to clap for all the comms member one by one... LOL... then bryan, alfred and chin chong danced alex and kena also danced the gay dance hahaa! WTF LA....

the next morning we ndi to wake up earlier... 0730... haha? i woke up dunno wad time coz the seniors were making alot of noise then i found out they were going ard disturbing ppl haha 1st one was shawn the chee hong (correct spelling?) kia... haha i heard peter head kena hit on the bed frame dam hard coz the metallic tone was dam loud la... after shawn kena, it was alex turn.. then i dunno le coz i fell aslp... a while lata i woke up coz i felt smth slimy... immediately i noe i kena liao... toothpaste on my hair... sianz.... wash liao then slp... mosquitoes again.. tis time i go spam spray "OFF"spray la... FK dam pissed off liao... lucky no more bites liao... if not i will like dry up....

last dae... brush teeth, breakfast, pack bag then blah blah blah... area cleanin... and then we waited at the beach coz alfred nid to send april back to kallang coz she nid to go work... so while we wait... we went crab hunting! zhi hao caught a big flower crab but he go ask me wash it then i wash wash wash it swam away... blah blah blah... LAUNCH! me and debbie partner coz they say wad guys nid partner gals or wad la... then kayak kayak capsize.... SRY DEBBIE! the waves were freakin huge la... 1st to cap.... then got rescued by meng and peter and wa.. thnxz to the rescue they were last... when we capped someone tooked debbie's paddle so she cant paddle so alfred drove us to the front found the paddle... kayak accross the channel then debbie say she tired... change partner... me and peter (the 2 army brothers... lol? coz we both wearing jungle camp) debbie sat one the boat so zhi hao wif meng... WTF LA... peter strokes dam fast.... so we paddle paddle paddle dunno how long lata finally reach kallang.... i really no str liao... peter still got str to sprint... wa piang... really la... i dam weak liao... soo i tink tats all lor... update again soon (i tink?)

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Friday, September 22, 2006

22 SEPTEMBER 06

YEA finally got time to update! hehe actually is too lazy to update XD same as most of the ppl XD hehe...

as usual when i go out confirm got smth to say de XD hehe... 2dae got another kayaking session... now is OPSS cadets coming for one star... hmmm again got aqua phobic ppl... hmmm wad is happening now... tink i throw 5cent can hit dunno how mani aqua phobic ppl... XD okok enuff of the aqua phobic thing...

hmm now Maj Lee camp at the coffee shop eating chicken rice XD hehe no wonder i cannot find him when midzie say he was at blk 805 (khatib mrt there) DAM 4get to bring towel for kayakin... OMG! nvm so i went scouting and recce ard the neighbourhood finally found a shop selling towel *phew*

hmm 2dae saw irwin, faizal sister, yee han (i tink soo....) i sit down there onli 15 mins see soo mani ppl liao... =/... then i notice got alot of erm how to put it... nvm had to be straight forward! not chio gal act chio XD OMG so bad of me... i was totally disgusted... wa liao... lucky i havent had lunch... or else confirm puke...

there was also another guy joining us... hmm 4get his name le... =/ clarence friend la... he came to practise his boat driving... WE WERE LATE! the OPSS cadets were already there... took the paddles and life vest out le... nvr take kayak... so there were some familar faces coz of the senior specs... izzudin and zulida? (sry ar dunno how to spell)...

we started wif the preparation then WINSTON CAME XD hehe been a veri long time since i saw him haha! o ya Compassvale was also there hmmm... midzie and i were discussing wherther the vickness from compassvale is a TO or CLT... hmmm... haha then the full force come le... WA! soo mani instructors/TO some look dam young... (and pretty XD hehehe =p) okok then the lesson... the wind was strong so we were continuosly pushed to wif the direction of the wind... dam fast la... i tink faster then the current out at sea... after the lesson MAJ lee ask us go do expedition... (short one tat is)... then we kayaked to the opposite shore... then to the causeway then we noticed the cadets were tired so we cut though the reservoir and head back to the STC... i did smth stupid haha go cover my kayak wif some aqua plant (water hydra i tink) go "camoflage" it hahah lame right? onli managed to cover the front of the kayak... then before reaching the shore i removed it haha... lata get scold...

o ya... how 4getfull of me... about the gal hu is aqua phobic... during the capsize drill she was like crying la... nid to capsize 25 metres away from shore... dunno y the "25" metres seems sooo short... more like 15 metres... after like 15 mins of persuading... no use... so her partner was like soo dam pissed off liao then he go capsize... god... the 15 metres became 5 metres... so after they got out from their canoe.. their feet can touch the ground... end of one star...

packin up... then the OPSS officer ask the CLTs go supervise the washin up of the kayak say wad the cadets are playing... waste water and wash veri slow... so me, winston and midzie go take over the washin... some ppl the eye power dam gd! see the kayak ar... then the friend auto go take... PRO! my eye power more gd! hehe stare at them can le... they know wad i mean XD hehe =p but i also got say la... "help ur friend, u r not the onli one tired... dun juz rely on eye power" then they start to move... the specialist were like crap la! ask them do simple things like organise their man then they dun hiu me... nid me indirectly shoot them then they do... wad logic... their brains dun operate straight... actually i shoot them quite a few times le... stubborn ppl dun wan listen... nvm... okok chop chop DONE! then they go wash up...

after washin up... me and midzie were walking out coz MAJ lee say he park the car outside... heh... not there... we like idiots la... walk here walk there... then we saw clarence friend auto we noe we should folo him... and also midzie called maj lee asking where is he...

on the way walking back we saw the specialist kena punished... haiz... dun wan listen la.... see... happi?...

hmmm maj lee send us to sembawang mrt station then me and midzie go take train... he alighted at woodlands... then me... still nid take to boon lay SIAN!.... nvm... then on the mrt... got one couple... wa liao... free show... the train quite packed wif ppl... and they still dare to romantic... (haha my english sux right??) from marsling to chua chu kang... cannot stand them man... my hair stand soo straight... no nid gel... hmm tats about all for 2dae.... i nid go fold my no4 le kombawa! nites!

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Monday, September 18, 2006

*phew* juz cycled back form my work place... haha was tryin to time how long it wll take me to cycle from my home to my owkr place... hmmm basically it took me 30 mins (slow and steady spd) and 15 mins (chiong ar!) soo bored so i went thru and fore twice XD to find the average haha... hmmm i realised how long hav i not cycled... sooo dam fun to speed la! haha... on the 2nd trip back some workers wanted to challenge wif me haha can see de they were making alot of noise and overtook me haha BRING IT ON! =p obviously... I WON... hehe coz my bike was a racing type hehe... cycle there in the night can die... no lights... almost bang into a tree... heng... and the workers dunno deaf or wad... i ring the bell dunno how mani times they still wun make way... (t-.-t) hehe...

sian... 2dae nid to go back sch for CAPS meeting... OMG... din realised CAPS was next week from 26/9/06 to 29/9/06 (tues to fri) soo during tat time i wun update.... hehe...

2dae morning... i was like trying my best to slack... i realised it was da diff for me to slack... i cant seem to sit still... nid to chew on smth or walk ard... haha... was playing maple... din managed to lvl coz as i said i cannot sit still... haha...

dunno wad went was wrong wif me 2dae... was meeting chin woo at 1730... went out at 1530... god... (normally it onli take me ard 1hr 15 mins to reach sch) end up i reach there dam early...

muz say smth... on 242... got one lady board the bus at central there... wa piang... her perfume like free... b4 she board the bus i can smell her perfume le... she board tat time wa... the whole bus reeks of her perfume... i was practically gasping for air la... dunno how to others can tahan... after a while i started to feel giddy... after wad it seems like foreva... finally reached boon lay... WA FRESH AIR!...

went CO-OP to buy smth to drink and restock my bag wif edible stuff... and i waited... for like 30 mins... lucky chin woo arrived early... if not i will like DIE of boredem... and lucky chin woo reminded me about the fee for CAPS hehe... thnxz ar~ =p went to draw money from ATM and we ordered food... i saw naroshini (aka Janet)... haha pretend not to see her wa piang she come and hit me... sianz... i found out tat she everidae come to sch... dunno y... nth to do at home? haha then chin woo tried to bluff me say wad his GPA 3.8 PUI! oi u sent me a screen shot of ur results.... we sat down and watched naruto... watch watch watch till 1745 then we went up 73 02 0023 for the meeting... we were not the early ones... alferd, daphane, benedict, mishelle, and some i 4get the names were there le... chin woo intro me navy field blah blah blah... wa YVONNE LIM GOT PLAY OMG! XD

then i told him about tis film jing kai told me... it was about a sniper lalalala then suddenly then room like veri quiet... i turned ard and almost everione was staring at me... OMG so pai seh... they go call me wad small jonathan.... come and key in ur personal info... then they go argue wad tis one big one la not small one... i mean like WTF LA wad big small...

then the meeting started... daphne was like laughing all the way... dunno wad she laughin at... crazy... the meeting like 1 hr finish... but the blog go say wad 9pm finish... bluff me =/... so i pang seh chin woo and went home cuz onli post holder nid to stay HAHA...

now the scene change le... im on the bus now... then got one RAFFLES gal sitting infront of me... she was trying to slp but she cant seem to slp... tat ok wif me but she kept moving... i wan to watch the TV mobile also diff... move here move there.... then got one ah pek was staring at her (if im not wrong the legs coz she was wearing her dam short pe shorts)... wa piang... wan to stare can dun stare till the mouth open like soo wide... can squeeze one watermelon into his mouth lor... then the gal saw tat he was staring at her... feeling uneasy she go use her bag to cover her legs... the ah pek like shake himself awake and grumpled... haha... the rest of the trip nth le...

finally reach boon lay... took 242... as per normal... i will go to the back seat... then after a few ppl board the bus got one big sized sec sch kids came board the bus... he was playing his gameboy... but he did one stupid thing... instead of sitting down... he stood up for the whole journey... but he go block the way... i mean like the back still got 3 empty seats big enuff for his butt.. but he dun wan to seat... stupid right? then one suntie go say out loud in hokkien "ah boi ar can let me pass and sit down..."

okok i go bath le
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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom,then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Areyou having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

Coped from wan yee's blog to lifen things here... ITS TO QUIET HERE!

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Hey! Back!>.< 2dae i went to work... sian wait for like 1 hr? for Mr Wong... hu? i dunno... but me, yanshan and kah hui kept call him... LOL he should check his missed calls XD haha... finally he called back and tell us wad to call someone called KK... still got JJ... another joker... nvr ans call one... finally... Mr Wong say tat he'll pick us up for work... but b4 tat muz say smth...

Its the 1st time my NCC buddy got to noe my sec sch friends... INTERACTION! =p hmmm YANSHAN! still dare say my jokes not funny... XD hmmm.. tok and tok and tok suddenly disscuss back BIO... wad adenaline haha coz got the article about the gal fell down into tracks and wad climb over to the other side.... wa 1st time wait soooo long for the employer... so glenn came and we tok for a while and he let me see the class 3A driving test... score sheet? wa piang see till i peng.. soo mani thing to take note...

Hmm... glenn told me yesterdae night got BBQ @ kelong... Lt Cendric and all his drinking buddies... and the web cam session he and JC had the night b4 LOL they dam lame sia... web cam see hu can be the lamest... LOL then glenn tell me about the HALLS ad JC ask him to act out... HAHA papa polar act sia... JC confirm laugh till peng! glenn say JC laugh till the web cam drop he also dunno and i can imagine y! HAHA i also laughing like mad! reminds me of the 20 mins of horror! haha...

okok... now back to work... hmmm got 2 NP students there also... coincedentally one of them was my pri sch classmate... hui er... ya rmbed her... also tok alot one... she hasent change... XD... she was the onli one tokin wif the aunties and uncles there... haha the aunties were far more well organised then us... they finished the job they were on and started on the other one...

the job requires me to pack things... but... dunno y i was transfer from the puttin the things into the box to assemblin the thing... actually the "thing" is LUX body cream... wa piang... so sick and tired of the word LUX and value pack... practically seeing it the whole dae... sianz... hmmm the factory quite near my house so mon i gonna cycle there... haiz... glenn so poor thing... no one wif him XD hehe pack pack pack... then lunch... CHICKEN RICE and a can of coke... then pack pack pack... kh say got teabreak... but dun hav leh...

then lunch time kh say the pay was onli like $38 dollars? suxs man the pay... tink i go find another job... actually.. the job i hav now quite ok la... not physically and mentally demanding...

okok... my ldr complainin in maple liao... signin off

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Friday, September 15, 2006

WAAA! woke up 2dae morning to get results! MY GOD! =p but i tink my class de ppl confirm will do betta de... ppl like danial... ziad... weilson... haiz... BUT! im still happi wif my results =p...
Hmmm... speaking of classmate... i havent seen them for quite a while... CS and DotA gang =p... haha!
Juz spoke to rui xing... she say SNW its either get PX or FX... pass or fail onli... (tink so)...
WAAA really nth to post... hmmm... post about my bro =p
Hmmm... my bro... Bdae: 6/5/2002... right hander... dam irritating (most of the time)... likes green colour... loves sweet things... the way of tasting food is opposite of mine (as in wad i like he wun like)... veri quick thinkin... has itchy skin (achin for punishment)... hmmm think tats all... lemme post some pics about him

Tats him... @ sentosa...

Still @ sentosa... wif the pink dolphin my parents bought for him...

Him... wearing my ncc combat boots...

TATS HIS PILLOW!.. muz say about tis... those hu noes my bro... noes tat tis is the most impt thing in his life (well besides his collection of power ranger DVDs...).... tis pillow has been wif since he was 3 - 5 months old... till now... tis item is a MUST! when he drinks his milk... coz he will be pinchin the side (tats wad i call and wad i seems)... everinight and morning without fail... he will be pinchin away...

See the side... kena pinched till spoilt (one big hole...).... haha... once i tried disturbing him... hehe... i took his pillow away from him during his milk time and pinched it in front of him... wa... he started crying straight away... but after he slp.. tis pillow will be thrown some where on the bed... but sometimes he will wake up in the middle of the night to find it and pinch it till he slp... weird habit he has... =/

OH YA.... 4get to say his name... Jason Teo Wei Jian... born in the year of the horse... hmm another thing special about him is he does not nid to be forced to eat veggie unlike other kids... he seems to dislike meat... (hurray for the carnivorous bro of his =p) hehe... okok... he still eats some meat like pork floss... fried prok ribs and chicken wings...

For those hu saw our pics when we were baby... u will confirm say we look alike... somemore the pics were taken at the same spot! haha...

I always wanted a brother since i was young... so voala~ had one... 12 years age gap... okok la... my mum trained me to change his diaper and feed him milk which i enjoy~... i still rmb once... while changing his diaper... wa liao he go pee on my face... dots....

Hmmm.... go play maple le

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COMPUTER AIDED DESIGN 1
AD!

CREATIVITY AND APPLIED THINKING SKILLS
C+

ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY
B

ENGINEERING DRAWING
A!

ENGINEERING MATERIALS
C+

ENGINEERING MATHEMATICS 1
A!

MANUFACTURING TECHNOLOGY I
AD!

SPORTS AND WELLNESS
PX...

OMG DIN TOT I STILL CAN HAV 2 AD!
*KEY AD=distinction, A= excellent, B= veri gd, C= gd, PX= Pass...

Hmmm... sports and wellness... dunno leh... how come pass onli... =p
OMG! DIN EXPECT TO GET 2 AD! 2 A! 1 b... and 2 c... hmmm CATS... its expected de la... also dunno wad its tat for... tink tats the most stupid module... engineering materials.. also expected... =p din study...

haha... so all from NP hows ur results? Tag at my blog PLZ!....

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Thursday, September 14, 2006

haha... now adaes i keep adding post haha... at least 2 post a dae =p but after sch start i will try update at least once a dae...

to those at SP hows ya results? i heard u all gotten them yesterdae...

hmmm... i decided to post tis topic as my mum juz scolded my bro and he toked back... and... my memory cant last tat long... after 6 hrs... i tink i'll 4get wad was it i wanna post...

hmmm... i tink most of us might hav went thru tis situation where ourn parents are scolding us... then we try to protect ourselves by saying some truth... then our parents will scold us and say "dont u tok back at me"... some unlucky ones might even earn a slap or a caning session...

wad is it about toking back at adults? hu invented tis phrase? y muz they say that? is it really wrong for us to tok back? y cant we tok back? hmmm... i spent about 2 hrs tinkin... and heres my opinion...

hmmm... as most of us teenagers and kids will call it... we are not toking back... we're juz trying to protect ourselves... we noe tat physically... we cant win... but we still hav some tiny chance of winning a "debating?" session.. haha.... i mean if smth happens... most of the time it involves 2 or more ppl... and the fault not always lies on a single person... if ur tat type of person tat tinks "y not push everithing to someone and let him die (or get the punishment) so the rest is saved" u r one of those in my "kill him 1st" list... i mean HEY wake up... wad if ur tat person... will u like it?... y not everione juz own up... so the punishment can be like split? okok im straying... lets get back to track...

sometimes adults hav nth left to argue or blame us about... so they use tat phrase trying to really say tat HEY UR IN THE WRONG! NOT ME!... and not to mention... anding some guilt to the child... maybe they noe tat they cant win an arguement wif a kid and to save some FACE... they use it to shut us up...? we cant read ppls mind so im assuming the facts...

i mean really... if an adult says such things... some of us will feel even more guilty or really really guilty... wad... u xpect us to juz stand there like idoits and let u reprimind us? i mean come on... god bless everione wif brains u noe... and tat wonderfull creation let us tink...

okok... let me stop blaming the adults... but some kids r really horrible... i've seen alot... from pri sch kids to lower sec kids... dam... they do smth wrong and they juz wont admit it... haiz... tough nuts to crack...they keep toking back... and blaming everione they can tink of... and untill the final judgement is given... they own up... some wun even own up... the brain mulfunctioning? those r the cases like u spot them eating the last piece of chocolate cake which was suppose to be us... and they say not me not me wif chocolate smudge all over their mouth... ya...

but some are really innocent... they are not toking back... they are juz saying the truth... and most of the time.... about the "losing face' matter... ppl blame them... =/ hmmm not a veri nice thing to do...

okok... heres some advise... (yeah right... from a 16 year old teenager =p haha) parents... sit down and tok to ur kids... dun use force... try to solve the matter wif a soft approach... really... u can spot the diff when a child is lying or not... and if he doesnt own up... switch to hard force... dun keep blaming them use a cane instead... i tink tat can key and insert the mistake into the brain FOR LIFE... coz i belive... mental punishment is seriously more wicked then physical punishment... u might/will lower the child's confidence and moral FOR LIFE...

hmm... i tink i've said alot for this topic... time to sign off =p

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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

hehe 2dae go out confirm got smth to say. Yesterdae night dam pissed off wif the cadets from SSC la... okok i'll stop wif the SSC thing...

2dae nid to go down to LSTC (Lower selatar Sea Training Centre) to help mr lee as he request me and tarmidzie to coach some kayakin freshies how to kayak... we were supposed to meet mr lee @ khatib at 1 but we meeting for lunch... so we met at 11... Sry ar midzie to keep u waiting...

Haha our lunch turned out to be ice kachang! hehehe wad i hav been deprived of for 1 month +...? we finished quite early so we juz sat there and tok... ard 1245 we went to a carpark behind the station to wait for mr lee...

the sch turned out to be CTS (clementi town sec) and OPSS cadets wif their CLT. It was me and midzie 1st time at LSTC so we orientate ourselves ard... Wa song bo! the CTS cadets hmmm nvr bring sandals... they wore shoe down to kayak... nvr bring xtra undergarments... no towel... (onli some of them =p)

midzie did the teaching while me... i was slacking away =p hehe still dare to say =p... the lesson was brief and after the lesson was the water confidence test... hmmm... tink they to enthu and excited liao... keep making noise and tok tok tok... nvr listen... haiz... then smth happen the officers will kena... WTH la... then they went into the water... still making alot of noise...

like most kayaking newbie... if the kayak move abit.. they start panickin... hmmm tat also happened to me when i was sec 1 =p... they strokes we horrible... no coordination... and they were onli stroking the surface of the water... haiz... tink my sec 1 cadets can do betta then them...

the raft up sign was raised (the sign was juz a paddle raised vertically up) and they took like foreva to form the raft... then the raft was done... and we asked then to kayak to a buoy some dist. away... again it took foreva... after they raft up again... midzie asked them to kayak to another buoy go ard it and head back to the buoy which is nearest to shore (the buoys were placed in a triangle shape)...

there was a fountain near the buoy quite fun going near the fountain then kena pushed back hehe... wad i noe is someone capsized but dunnno how... so the others and me waited while midzie rescued them... hmmm after tat cannot kayak far... onli within the boundry (correct spelling?)... so ppl start capsizing... so i tot y not let them xperience capsizing drill hehe...

but got one cadet got aquaphobia cap liao then wa liao he start turning the kayak... even when im shouting at him to stop...

2dae dunno wad happen to me... keep on tripping... haiz... dunno y cannot send the pics to my laptop... i tink my laptop bluetooth got prob... haiz... done le then i start uploading photo...

Signing off
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JoHnnY

comms at : 8:30:00 PM over and out

Hmmm... last night there was some commercial... chin woo and me were toking bout NACC CAPs Hotel but... he suddenly told me to visit the NCC blog... WTH la! the cadets were complaining bout the tekan given to them during the SSC... Like wad chin woo said the cadets like to hide their names behind annonymous or sea cadets... EH WAKE UP LA! ur parents bless u wonderfull names so use it! and since u got the gut to complain or whinn OWN UP! Some Slackers.... If u wan to compare try comparing wif the CLTs SSC/UDI... ur TEKAN is fractions as compared to ours! during my batch a 5 mins water break was luxury and we hav to march a dam long way for lunch! the mutuals were held at the upper parade sq. not at the lower parade sq. UNDER SHELTER! it really piss me off to hav such complain kings and queens in THE MOST DISCIPLINED CCA... well done! u hav trashed the image of NCC... u cant complain much... by doin tat... it shows how pampered and slack u guys are!
IF u wan to survive these course i giv u an advise to wad i gav my cadets from my unit... WADEVA TEKAN GIVEN! TAKE IT AS TRAININ! the batch i took when i was a senior spec now ROD wif PRIDE!
Seriously... tink... i pity ur batch... u guys will ROD wif no fond memory of ur past 4/5 years in NCC... but if u hav such trainin... at least u can hav smth to say to ur cadets... for example "during SSC we marched the parade sq. for 10 rounds"... and i dun tink tat u really done tat... it may seem 10 rounds but it isnt...
GENTLE ADVISE! WAKE UP FROM UR LALA LAND DREAMS AND WELFARE!

comms at : 10:07:00 AM over and out

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

tis was b4 we changed into our format wear

TC gang (from left papa polar(glenn), me, JC, Eugene, maya, irwin, syafiq, jeremy (wula)

after the dinner

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hmm... nth much to say bout 2dae... except i noticed some changes in my bro... is ti me or is it due to the 8 daes NCC marathon thing? hmm... not veri sure... coz i tink he offed his brain or smth... he did quite alot of stupid things 2dae (as compared to other daes)
1stly... during lunch... he kept irritating me by pullin my hands, kick my feet, etc... so i stood up and he ran away (which is wad he always do) then he came in again... i chased him but his small size gav him advantage to hide under the coffee table... so i gav up chaseing but! hehe dipped some chili sauce into his noodles... my mum came out of the kitchen and shouted at him to go back to the dining table and eat his noodles and so he did... little did my bro noe tat his cunning big bro has added chili sauce to his noodle and when he took the 1st bite *boom!* HAHA i almost spurt out my noodles in my mouth! LOL! he drank water like nvr b4 haha...
He didn't learn his lesson after tat and continue to pester me when i was using my com... im not sure if he knew wad came out from his mouth coz if i not wrong he said "come beat me"... ? and so i fufill his wish (i din hit him i mentally tortured him =p he cant stand gettin pinned down) haha... got scolding by my mum... =/
After "playing" wif my bro i went to the kitchen to get smth to eat... tat was when my mum ask my to buy some things for her...
WTF la i forgot to off the switch as i was charging my laptop... FK! lifespan reduced again... SAD la... since some irresponsible person whom played CS on my com for the entire night over-charged my batt for the WHOLE night! wa liao.. i over-charged it again... *heart pain*... tink i nid to go buy another new batt...
after taking out the batt... i was hungry again... hehe =p (pig)... got a cup noodle and when i was pouring hot water into it... my bro came... shit... u noe children see children wans... soo... i donated some to him... dam... not enuff for me... hehe as i was eating i rmbed haha i still owe someone cup noodles =p
sianz... still findin job... my mum ask me to work at the nearest PRIME supermarket... =/ hmmm should i? i too shag to work now... BUT I NID $$$....
haiz...

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JoHnnY

comms at : 9:13:00 PM over and out

Monday, September 11, 2006

Some pics befoer and after the dinner =p more pics to come!

comms at : 10:32:00 AM over and out

Tis is the last stop for my 8 daes non stop NCC activities marathon... gonna die liao... but~ lucky the event in the afternoon... if not i dunno wad to do liao...

Hmmm but i still nid to go early coz i gotta ushering duty... nid rehearsal... in the morning... i was like soo poorly organised... rush here rush there... lucky manage to make it on time... but can be there earlier de lor... the 242 i was on was like going 10km/hr... the bus driver was taking his own sweet time la!

When i reach bukit gombak the station tat time jing kai called me ask if i got tie.... wa lucky he call if not i would hav forgotten about it... so we met at causeway to buy the tie...

When we boarded the MRT i noticed got one CisCo guard surname also Teo... i wanted to brag to jing kai bout my the surname but i noticed tat the gurad has the exact name and spelling as mine... (chinese name onli) JK was also stunned... he go say wad we both got same name then next time in the future he will see me at the MRT station in long fold patroling... stupid comment...

Reach HQ liao then i go help Mdm esther photocopy things then 1430 liao still no one at sea office... so i called eugene... wa piang! they were at the dinning area rehearsing liao la.... since we were late we (me and jk) dun hav ani post or person to usher... haiz.... so we slack at the canteen toking about movies... till dunno wad time...

Then SHOW TIME! daven go position me at the VIP carpark where i will and muz usher then to the lounge lucky got jc and jk there... if not i usher like siao...

Then the Chief of Navy came and the other usherers were busy... so i go usher him... while walking he asked me a qns which i din catch wad he say... wa piang i go anihow say wad i from 50th CLT batch... he go look at me then ask again... is tis the biggest plot of land... waaaaaaaa i wan dig one hole and bury myself... not the head but the whole body... soo pai seh sia... the GOH Mr Teo Cheif of defence force came early then to plan/schedule was pushed forward... so all the VIP which came later then him were ushered to the Motivation Hall (a new building to the HQ which was opened by the GOH himself).

erm sry gotta sign off continue lata... my mum nagging...

comms at : 1:20:00 AM over and out

Friday, September 08, 2006

After like 7 daes of non-stop NCC activities... i finally get some time to rest... tat explains tis post =p... tis blog has been stagnent for like 5 months? and after deciding for a long while i decided to continue blogging...

Last fri (1/9) was the booking in night for LTC (leadership training camp) for sec 2 NCC cadets from all districts... the 1st night was fun haha we played big 2 and DotA the whole night and i din get to slp... the next morning I followed Eugene to PHS to teach tehm some arm drills for the upcoming SSC (senior specialist course). Me, midzie, jc, lim, and eugene were busy dozing away in the MRT... too tired to tink... After the trainin me and eugene go find lim hu was @ SSTC for sea trainin... WTF la eugene! U like Charmaine say la! dun anihow use my name... then after tat we went back SP (the venue for LTC)... blah blah blah normal NCC stuff... campfire blah blah blah then sun morning... P.T was slack... out processing was worst... the air con at the MLT was not on... wa piang the whole MLT STINK! After the camp/ course xin ren ask hu wan go Fish & Co. eat... Chin woo go raise his hand up... stupid... go money eat F&C no money pay me back... i reach home *thump* knock out...

The next morning (4/9) was Sea Com... i too lazy to wake up and take MRT so i tagged along wif my unit... (not to mention save transportation money) hmmm... Capt oliver put me as IC for DJ... tat time i still not clear of wad to do coz my brain still @ pentium 2 spd... =p~ then one cadet from PHS tell me his sch got some radio club ppl came down to help. Cool ar! they got their own radio station in their sch! hmmm suggest to my old sch =p things when smooth beside the 2 power failure... then end of the dae... time flies... i thong phang FMSS buss go back dover but dunno y the TO go drop me off at the sch... nvm...

2nd dae for sea com (5/9) same thing as 1st day but no power failure... CLT event! was stupid.. single kayak event ask the guys go chiong wif doubles... (as in one guy one double) hehe.. @ least i still can make it to the 5th postion =p~ JC was the best! HAHA he go tell eugene to join the event so he (JC) wun get last... BUT he himself get last! LOL! Thong phang PHS bus go back sch coz nid book in for SSC... sianz.... reach PHS liao JC, midzie and eugene go bath. The toilet door spoilt i dunno then i go push then the door swung open and there was midzie in his undies =p... go eat @ the coffeeshop nearest to PHS then took a cab to HQ... wad sia me and ammarah carrying big bags run across the street like wad amazing race... Reach HQ liao no one in sea office... but jeremy's bag were there then we go say wad stupid jokes and spent 20 mins laughing till my stomach cramp... we stop liao then ammarah go make one funny sound and we laugh for another 10 mins... LAME right...

Next morning SSC... blah blah blah shout here shout there... lunch... shout again... dinner... shout again... lights out... hmmm... dun say too much le... 1st offical post tok soo much... lata no more things to write

Signing Off
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JoHnnY

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