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C L I C K

Biography

Jonathan (johnny is my nickname)
Hua Ren
1°170?N 103°51'0?E (Singapore)
Guy
17121989
~~Xingnan Pri~~, ~~Juying Sec~~, ~~Ngee Ann poly~~, ~~BMT~~, Awaiting Posting
Friendster

COMMITMENTS & ACHIEVEMENTS

Riley Heng
Kueh La-PEACE
Cadet Captain (Sea)
Sea District Exco Chairman
Ngee Ann NCC (asst. head trainer)
AIRBORNE!

PERSONALITY

Likes
Basically everithing...

Dislikes
BACKSTABBERS
Busybodies
Pig liver... *yucks!*
Empty promises
Self-centered people

Wish List
New & better desktop
More friends (does tat counts?)

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom,then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Areyou having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

Coped from wan yee's blog to lifen things here... ITS TO QUIET HERE!

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