Daniel has started this testimonial thing for the class so I shall too. If I'm not wrong, I told him I wanted to start this during the trip to Vietnam...

I'll just make it an exception to blog in singlish as it brings out more humour.

According to Alphabetical order...

Cheng Jiang - Haven't made him angry before (cannot get dirty one)
This kns guy damn irritating when he suans people. When in need of help he will por (bootlick) and carry ur balls till sky high then after you help him? He drops your balls from that level he por till. He don't look tat hardworking but he really is la. Ask here ask there then get all the information bo share in the end? GPA higher then me (=.=). This guy will be the first to spot you saying something wrongly and then? He starts immitating your mistake and let the WHOLE WORLD NOES. Very gentle guy who using his mouth more then his fist but waaaa~ got girlfriend liao leh. He liked someone (very obvious is who la) before. He says my eyes are small and when I laugh, they became a line, obviously, he can't see how he laugh when he is infront of the mirror cause his eyes too becomes a line.

Daniel - Made him angry twice (plastic, and sibei jialat FYP group leader)
This guy can scold you for no reason (:@). And is always (or most) of the time late. Sleeps alot but hardworking la, thrifty also. He owes me $4 for yesterday's meal. His favourite phrase after he makes a mistake is "You wan how?" or "Really meh?". Knew him since I was secondary one and tio kan by him the first time also during secondary one cause of my ex-Commanding officers mistake (see I told you he anyhow scold people). Was rather surprised when I saw him in my class, third person to be my "friend". He is active in class activities and seems to have a problem with me going for too much NCC activites (think hes just jealous). He lives life through this motto of "Never say no to free food". I swear I will make you regret for having that motto. Can be considered my god brother cause he most of the times nag at the "stunts" I do which is sooo like my mother. Golden Grad LIAO BU QI AR? You do stupid things when you panick as well ok! Another yaya kia still don't want to own up. Actually he quite ok, just that the habit of him eating too slowly and chomping of his food gets on my nerves sometimes.

En Shao - Think I made him angry quite a number of times but not really that jialat (qiu mo)
Wa lan eh, this guy ar... SIBEI CMI. Everytime kena suan is confirm his mistakes or his stupidity one. Planning like shit, knowledge like shit and only noe how to go along with the flow (as said by me and young, 1 +1 = 3). Attachment with his is horrible + terrible. Every moment is heart stopping as you will never know when his brains stops thinking and he is in his lala~ land. Quite hardworking but no discipline at all. He gets distracted VERY easily especially during lessons by games. Most of the time he doesn't listen in class and after a teacher says an instruction, he ask again. And he packs his laptop only after most of the people clears the class... This guy sibei sissy one... scared of butterfly, cockroach, blood, death and many more... Cannot control his drinking and still wants to drink and in the end gets bloody drunk and lets his friend settles his aftermatch, only to wake up the next morning half dead and starts apologising. He says he don't like to act cute but till now, that was never true. He can tahan alot of suaning and raping, thats why he is always the target. Thanks for letting us bully (><). Second person I knew in poly. Don't know if he can find a girlfriend but I'm trying to matchmake him with someone else. This testimonial is considered very short for him as I'm too lazy to list out all the stupid things he has done. His singing is the worst...
Kok Kiat - Made him angry once (Hamberber, PKK, lousiest Malaysian)
He is so proclaimed the best in calculations and can keep spamming. Whines everyday about this and that and is never satisfied. Eats and sleep alot that explains his size. He sets goals and target but never fufils most of them, but when he does, he does it well. Very supportive but short tempered person who flares up easily expect when raped. happy-go-lucky but knows hows to control. Very very shy person but he also suans people. Second person in the "To rape list" after En Shao. Ranked fourth or fifth in class for vulgarities. I don't think your blog song is nice [=)]. His english is the kana lan type and he can make people suffocate by laughing at his spelling. Lets have an example.
Me: I think the boat can do with a sea anchor so it won't drift that much.
Daniel: KK, got take down what johnny said?
KK: *whispers to me* Eh, anchor is spell "kle" or "kel" (he was refering to ankle).

Naqiah - Made her angry ALOT of times (Nachia, my malay teacher, my notes provider)
YOU THINK I SCARED OF YOU? Your pinching don't even tickles me. Another Hardworking person in the class, first (I think) to get the notes done before exams, thats why I always go to her when I need notes. She is also quite short tempered and you cannot carry the same joke 3 times within 10 minutes else she will flare up. She wasen't very vulgar but after attachment, she replaces Wei Kok as the best in vulgarities. My bus buddy since I have no idea when but sometimes due to work, we don't meet. She doesn't like canteen 4 and throughout her poly life, she only went there 6 times. She likes to irritate people but when the tide changes, she starts screwing you up. You wouldn't want to see her angry, but I survived, know why? CAUSE I ZAI!

Pauline - Made her angry Alot of times also (Da jie in class, Porling)
Another girl in class, also short tempered and talk to her must see her mood one (sometimes I just don't care, I'm semi bullet proof). Ranked fourth or fifth in class for vulgarities. She owns a dog but it's not me. She is also somewhat similar to Cheng Jiang but she don't por you. She gives those xiao jie whining and "charms" you till you buay tahan then help. Very bo-chap person and has the most relationship issues in class. Was attached to Terry during year 1 then break then some guy called pear then after that, I lost track.

Qiu Ee - Havent made him angry before (tun, QE)
Sibei quiet guy, but when he talks, people follows. That what I call a silent leader. Got into NDU liao bo? Suans people in maple only (especially boon and elin). Will study but later will go play maple again one. Chiongster in maple, when want get girlfriend? Also quite a happy-go-lucky guy and spends his money wisely. Only tio rape once in his poly life.

Terry - Havent made him angry before (surround sound spekaye [speaker as mispronounced by kk])
Most bo chap person in class. Never really mixed around with him. But he is the third in vulgarities. THAT REMINDS ME, HE HAVENT TIO RAPE BEFORE (:$).

Thao - Havent made her angry before (no nicknames YET)
Joined us in the final year due to FYP. Very easy to bluff (proven-ed). She doesn't have much confidence in speech but she does her work DAMN WELL don't think its comparable with any of the guys. Sibei hardworking but don't know why never get GPA 4 before. Her cumulative is about 3.8 or higher.... She is very helpful and is very soft hearted person. Seldom see her upset and she has those smile that can cheer you up just by looking at it (that why SOMEONE tio hooked, we all know who la ar). Go Vietnam tio stuffed till bloated by her parents so REVENGE will come when you come back to Singapore. Very warm hearted la really... careful don't kena made use of cause.... we won't be there to protect you anymore (T.T).

Thiam Hee - Havent really made him angry (BIG Boss, fisherman)
The biggest in size in our class. Like tidehunter in dota. Don't let his size fool you. He can run sibei fast when he knows he is going to get raped, he is the only guy that havent get raped before cause no one dares to, not cause of his temper but his size. Daniel snatched my line of you being the most misunderstood peron. For all your information, he is the first friend I had in poly. Thanks for the prawns too but next time... WASH IT FIRST LA (if not we will all have really fresh salty prawns).

Weilson - Havent really made him angry (act cute guy)
Wa lan eh, I think the most act cute prize goes to him liao. Never fails to act cute when he is in school. This person sometimes don't know the limit and keeps pushing and pushing till his backside catches fire then he realised how close he was to death. My rival in computer aided design modules but sometimes he pushes far beyond the knowledge of what is taught by trail and error. Can smoke and talk crap through presentations and most of the time, your share of the presentation are always done last minute. Third in class to get a girlfriend after Terry and Wei Kok.

Wei Kok - Never bothered to make him angry (Mr Thao)
Was the number one in vulgarities in class during year one but after attachment and being attached, his reign finally stopped but it strikes back occasionally (due to the class, ok la... me and Weilson). He can play FM since year one till graduation (he is still playing that game now) and he never gets bored. Die hearted Man U fan. "And remember friends are not football players, the hairdryer treatment dosen't work on everybody. "And remember friends are not football players, the hairdryer treatment dosen't work on everybody." whatever that means. He cracks cold jokes which in the end makes people laugh not because of the joke but because of the silence that comes after the joke.

Wei Wen - Another person whom I don't bother to agitate (Mr Lobang)
First person in class to obtain his class 2 and 3 during his poly life. Sibei know how to suan siao people and never fails to make everyone laugh cause of his logics and bickers with the lecturers. Have anyone told you your singing need alot of improvement (><)? But overall he just a very crappy person who also uses his mouth more then his fist. When want take your air and sea licences also? Lobang alot la, but most of them isn't much of my preference. Zhi Young - Made him angry once (young)
This guy very sissy also, small thing like kena cut or fall down ar, he can whine and make noise till like he kena AIDS or SARS. I remembered laughing my ass of when Justin kicked your balls by accident during your birthday last year. He can crap la and I have seen all his personalities. Never cry before? hehe~ I keep my mouth shut for that. But you seriously, alcohol swabs is used to kill germs and disinfect the wound, not to make you cry. He stayed at my house during the first attachment as we were both in the same yard and he taught me quite alot of things that I was ignorant about. I still remembered being chased off the bus together with you at Tuas yard then we made our own way back, that was kinda funny if you think about it now. He is a great person to pour your woes to and he will come up with advises not like Daniel (:@). I alway go to him and complain about En Shao during attachment, haha. He is one of those people that are not afraid to be mocked when he questions in doubt. Like Naqiah, he don't like to be tricked, pranked, raped more then twice in a row if not he will start showing you attitude. Another hard core person and follows his dreams and goals without letting obstacles stop him, but he stopped body building liao (I think cause his body cannot grow anymore). FYI, he likes to play with fat little boys penis. And he knows most about my family as compared to the class (not that he knows alot is just that he knows the most). Your secret is safest with him.

The rest that left us during our poly life: Andrew Ericsson, Foo Yong Ling Justin (Dai Luo), Ho Keng Liang, Muhd Ziad.
Was in our class: James Shaun Joshua (I'm refering to just one person), Muhd Izuan.

It's really good to be in this class and somehow, I believed fate has brought us together. Sometimes I feel that we are like siblings fighting and quarreling but at the end of the day, its the bond that lets us forgive one another (I think). I never regretted joining poly and signing up for Marine and Offshore Technology although I was scammed by the brochure. If I were to go back in time and do well, I would still chose this course not cause of the brochure but the people and the times we had. It was all well spent. No amount of words can express the feelings I had.